"Attention, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking." Even though the captain sounds calm, you know there's something up, right?
Generally speaking, traveling is pretty safe these days. But traveling with Tom Hanks? You should avoid it like the plague. Seriously, does that guy ever get where he's trying to go without some major malfunction?
Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels— Leotard Cohen (@pharmasean) May 10, 2014
For all of the hassles inherent to air travel, it's nice to have a reminder every that you're actually flying in the sky for real. But if that doesn't impress you, don't worry. There's bound to be an episode of House Hunters on the tiny TV in front of you.
No one deserves a first class ticket as much as Mr. Bean. The level of comedy he supplies is worth 100 first class tickets!