Hostess issued a recall of their snack cakes and their snack cake inventory runs a lot deeper than anyone anticipated.
You may have to battle your inner demons to make the perfect Devil's Food Cake. But like most internal struggles, it'll be worth it. Probably. Maybe. Who knows.
Oh, jeez, I guess there actually was a recall for Hostess Holiday White Peppermint Twinkies.
Even during the zombie apocalypse, the urge to consume Hostess Twinkies can be stronger than the urge to survive.