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Better watch out... Santa Jaws is swimming to town

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Just when you thought it was safe to celebrate the birth of Jesus... this Christmas, be on the lookout for Santa Jaws. 

Better watch out... Santa Jaws is swimming to town

Unlike Santa Jaws, who merely wants to spread Christmas cheer but can't stop maiming people, the Elf on the Shelf wants to exact bloody revenge on those deemed immoral. Dude's got a wicked vindictive streak.

According to the visionaries at Futurama, Robo-Santa shares a similar vindictive streak.

All Tiger Sharks really want are some nose scritches and to be pet like any other domestic animal.

Did you know that there is a movie called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and did you also know that you can view it in its entirety on Youtube?

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