WATCH | Hillary Clinton was pretty stoked on the early exit poll results, and got out to celebrate way too early.
WATCH | Well, no glass ceiling shattered.
WATCH | Listen, O my brothers, this event has been a real horrorshow, and if our droogs could smot away we would.
WATCH | Maybe if this was employed a little earlier it could have affected the outcome.
WATCH | It seems like a great time to travel the world for a few years.
WATCH | This is what it feels like to be voting third party in this election.