How? Just... how?
In a show of team solidarity, the Dallas Cowboys got together for dinner during their bye week. Now, normally, this would be relatively unremarkable.
Except for the fact that they racked up a $55,000 tab, according to Bleacher Report.
Thankfully for the team veterans, the rookies picked up the tab.
Dallas Cowboy Tyrone Crawford took a photo of the receipt and posted it to Snapchat.
Six years ago, something similar happened to then-rookie Dez Bryant when the team made him foot a similarly astronomical bill.
Bryant, however, says the rookies this year were not hazed, and that they volunteered to take care of the meal.
"Nope, because as far as I know, lots of the guys just paid for themselves," Bryant said. "Nobody getting punished. Everybody together."
Even other professional athletes were surprised by the bill.