WATCH: Let's face it: There are too many national food holidays, but Circa's here to pick the three best ones from September, in chronological order.
Plan your diet accordingly.
Sept. 16 is National Guacamole Day. Aztecs may have invented this avocado dip in the 1400s.
Sept. 18 is National Cheeseburger Day. Maybe you can enjoy one of billions served.
And Sept. 29 is National Coffee Day. Coffee as a drink could date back to the 1400s or earlier.
Now for an incredibly tough, albeit arbitrary, decision: Which of these three foods is most worthy of a national holiday?
Vote in Circa's poll, and explain your answer in the comments section below.