There's regular, bloodless, injury-free sex. And then there's sex with Dennis Rodman.
Dennis Rodman now claims he broke his penis 3 times. This removes all doubt about how he earned his nickname "The Worm."— Sea Tea (@Tierno158) August 9, 2016
The nickname "Worm" was allegedly given to Dennis by his mother for wriggling around as a child.
The first rule of Penis Fight Club is not to go up against Dennis Rodman.— ∂arkside∂eb (@darksidedeb) August 9, 2016
Seems like solid advice.
Doing my radio homework and just read the Dennis Rodman story. So, when you break your penis, where do you throw it away---the junkyard?— Les Shapiro (@LesShapiro) August 9, 2016
It's a fair question, we have no idea either.
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