A Pennsylvania bridal store co-owner put himself on "display" last week, in a way that is unlikely to attract business.
Peter Scolieri, who police say was intoxicated at the time, stood beside mannequins at One Enchanted Evening's storefront on July 20.
Weird, but not something that would deter business, right?
Wrong! The 54-year-old decided to do this while naked and "visibly aroused," according to USA Today.
When officers with the Zelienople Borough Police Department knocked on the bridal store's door, no one answered. Then officers spotted Scolieri's car and called his wife.
She then called him and asked him to go outside.
When Scolieri came outside, officers said he smelled of alcohol.
He has since been charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct, according to USA Today.
The store posted a statement on its website apologizing for the incident:
"Our customers should know that this incident took place after store hours, and there were no customers or employees on the premises at the time.
"While the minority owner is not involved in the day to day operations of the business he has voluntarily taken an indefinite leave of absence from the store in order to deal with this incident and other personal issues."
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